Avocado Anonymous

My initial plan was to launch a website that would provide support for people who went through the hell of avocado addiction, and information to their families and everyone else concerned with the devastating influence avocados have on our lives, our children, our values, our way of life and our communities. And I’m speaking from experience, ok? I’ve been there. It’s a dark, dark place… but – to build a proper spoof website would consume a lot of my free time and energy, which I have none. And, while it could come out as a pretty nice prank, after some thought I figured that maybe taking the piss of people addicted to stuff more deadly than avocados is not such a great joke idea after all.

So instead of all that, what we’ve got here is more like a journal, or a news roundup, of all the things I get thrown at me almost every day that make me think: a) how good I’m not a part of this, and b) damn, it’s good to be alive! Please expect lots of stuff about how drugs can fuck you up, and how smoking is killing you, and all that crap you’ve heard before but you don’t care about. And if you do, you probably think this is more like preaching to the converted, but I don’t mind. It’s just a collection of news reports, facts and figures, etc. that I come across every once in a while and I think they are interesting in the context of the life I choose to live. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

Btw. My name is Luke, I’m 27, I live and work in London, UK. I’ve been drug free for some ten years now, and yes - I’m proud of that. If you badly, badly, badly need to contact me you can try: x_circle_of_trust_x at hotmail dot com